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September 18, 2005
Desires of a Woman with a Hangover
1. Neighbors who don't steal your Sunday New York Times when you're too sick to pick it up before 2:30pm.
2. The ability to puke before going to sleep, to avoid the disturbing scenes in the bathroom the day after.
3. Knowing how to get piss drunk without getting damn sick.
4. Peanut butter and toast in the house on demand.
5. A good Thai restaurant nearby to deliver carb-rich Pad Thai.
6. More to drink in the house besides water, tea, and coffee. (More than two sips of O.J. or soda would be good.)
The saddest thing is I can't even do my laundry (my big plan for the day) since I can barely walk, much less trek a huge load of laundry down three flights of stairs. Hopefully, spaghetti will help...
Posted by cj at September 18, 2005 04:01 PM