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November 17, 2005
McConaughey = People's Sexiest Man Alive
Next question is, will this make anyone remember how to spell his name?
I learned about this on the Colbert Report, which sent me to People.com, which eventually led me to turn off the Colbert Report. Frankly, that show is irritating and not funny.
So here's Matthew's article. I'm glad he's enjoying that Gulfstream and his girlfriend's big knockers, cause it ain't like he's bothering to do many movies.
A lot of teevee stars made the list, which makes me happy. Apparently, everyone forgot what made Patrick Dempsey the heart throb he is today - that would be the classic 80s movie, "Can't Buy Me Love."
And hello, Daniel Dae Kim was totally doing that serious sexy bit on "Angel," before he got on "Lost." And yes, folks, he speaks perfect English. I gotta admit, Terrence Howard made me put aside my feminist critique about watching a movie about the greatness of a pimp because that man is damn fine. Viggo, on the other hand, has lost a lot since his LoTR heyday. I'm glad to see Vince Vaughn on the list. Nick Lahey is cute in a completely conventional way, but until he loses his so much bigger star and also so much dumber significant other, he doesn't deserve anymore publicity. Heath Ledger should not be allowed to cut off his hair. Nor should he be allowed to be an attached father. Keith Urban's only claim to fame is being attached to Nicole Kidman. Ug. He ain't nothin, and I'll take the bag of chips instead please. Ian McShane as a Sexiest Man? Hello?!? Are we looking at the same picture?
Matt is shacking up in Miami with a woman and her kid? WTF? I know he's gotta do like Ben and all, but come on. Denis Leary. MMMM....You have caught his butt on Resue Me, no? I mean, how could you miss his beautiful buck-nekkid ass? I agree with picking Anderson Cooper, but come on people - CNN has to have a more attractive shot than that. Same goes for Clive - deserving of the list and a better photo op.
Posted by cj at November 17, 2005 11:01 PM