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February 21, 2007
Tales from My Office Cubicle
I just returned to work, after two weeks off recuperating from surgery. At first, I was angry at what happened to me at lunch - I thought someone was out to get me. Then I realized I was being paranoid, and I wrote an email about the incident. Who'd a thunk that a few lines of wittiness would make me Ms. Popular with the work crowd?
Here's my email:
Sent: Wednesday, February 21, 2007 1:32 PM
To: status
Subject: Thank you for eating my lunch
Thank you to whomever opened my leftover container of chicken and pasta and ate the chicken. Though my name could not have fallen off the container since it was written in permanent ink on the cover, I appreciate your concern for my protein intake.
In the future, kindly allow me to make my own gastric decisions.
Sincerely,
C.J.
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in related office news, I somehow forgot about the Terry Tate: Office Linebacker advert series. Below is a montage...not the best you can find on YouTube, but it includes a relevant scene (at the end)...
Posted by cj at February 21, 2007 08:58 PM